I hope I can get away without bloody Perpetua kicking up. Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) is an average woman struggling against her age, her weight, her job, her lack of a man, and her many imperfections. Sharon immediately launched into her theory on the Richard situation: "Emotional fuckwittage," which is spreading like wildfire among men over thirty. Elaine says he works all the time and he's terribly lonely. Evelina (Oxford World's Classics) Why? Hate the New Year. It's very hot. Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination Come and demonstrate your presence so I can start enjoying myself.

If you like a thrilling page-turner, I would not recommend this book for you.

Do you want it in navy on red or red on navy?" Find all 28 songs in Bridget Jones's Diary Soundtrack, with scene descriptions. How's the be-wheeled suitcase?" ), alcohol units 6 (excellent), cigarettes 23 (v.g. I gabbed nervously so that Una and Mum wouldn't think I was so useless with men I was failing to talk to even Mark Darcy.

Now suddenly we are all supposed to snap into self-discipline like lean teenage greyhounds. This an account of a year in the life of a young (30+) woman looking for a man she can love and trust. (I felt let down by I grew up in Cornwall and had been to London once, for a day. "Mark, this is Colin and Pam's daughter, Bridget," said Una, going all pink and fluttery. Plus how many single thirty something women living in London today could afford to buy a flat on their own? Vicious sexual assault is treated as a plot mechanism to advance Bridget's career in the salacious news imdustry while the protag whines about modern single life over champagne at dinner parties. It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas, with its stressful and unmanageable financial and emotional challenges, should first be forced upon one wholly against one's will, then rudely snatched away just when one is starting to get into it. Bridget This is only the first of many disgraces Bridget will suffer in her year of performance anxiety (at work and at play, though less often in bed) and living through other people's "emotional fuckwittage."

Please try againSorry, we failed to record your vote. The author’s writing style is very conversational, and it almost feels like Bridget wrote this diary for people to read. It's amazing how much you can get in. It was all right, I suppose. Yesssss! As I looked down I saw that he was wearing white socks with a yellow bumblebee motif. The trouble with working in publishing is that reading in your spare time is a bit like being a dustman and snuffling through the pig bin in the evening. Jude and I forcibly restrained her while Alex, looking panic-stricken, rushed back to continue his fuckwittage unrumbled. Sense and Sensibility (Penguin Classics) I could feel it climbing up my neck. In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading shortcut key to navigate to the next or previous heading. "Lost? I guzzled them by the light of the Christmas tree, together with a couple of mince pies, the last of the Christmas cake and some Stilton, while watching Eastenders, imagining it was a Christmas special. "Durr! I said desperately, blinking in the dazzling Bank Holiday sunlight. Bridget clearly wants /something/ out of it, and Daniel is interested in either a hook up, or watching TV. Spasmodic nature of recent skirt attendance suggests malingering. "Do let me know when you've finished reading, won't you?" I loved this book when I first read it years ago. Hah! I had resisted buying this book for a long time due to the 'chick flick' film that came out a few years ago. It makes their relationship all the more depressing, but also fleshes it out way more clearly when we figure out that Daniel's been with that other woman all along. "I'm sure Bridget's life in London is quite full enough already, Mrs. Alconbury," he said. How does a woman manage to get to your age without being married?"

I racked my brain frantically to think when I last read a proper book. Divorced. But that might well be due to the fact I keep picturing him as Colin Firth. I love the way she catalogues her day (ciggies, calories, screatch cards, times dialled 1471 etc).

You know, like air hostesses have." You know, she thinks she is, but we're not going out, we're just sleeping together. Anyway, have got giant tray-sized bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk left over from Christmas on dressing table, also amusing joke gin and tonic miniature. Apparently he had the most terrible time with his wife. (v. bloody g. but what is point?

Really?" "Oh, darling, you can't go around with that tatty green canvas thing. Tomorrow new Spartan health and beauty regime will begin.

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